form 7-b · unauthorized toy archive

Real Talkin’ Bubba

> five clips. zero chill. two hours of life: gone_

Real Talkin’ Bubba plush: overalls, plaid, orange shades on his forehead

Mid-90s Tyco plush with a motor mouth and a Southern smart-aleck attitude. These are hand-clipped notification-length takes - not the full monologue catalog. Tap a pad. Regret nothing. Or do.

audio + mugshot under /assets/blog/bubba/ · stop cancels the current sass

Writeup: real talkin’ bubba stole two hours of my life